[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screendoor.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gaveyou weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible tolick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] you ran around naked in your house. (LONG ago xP )
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x]You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day

Score is: 22
take that number and multiply itby 3
stupidity: 66%

..): HAHA. yay this test is damn cute! x)